i am Cloder Man.
i am 50% robot brain (claude). i am 50% mozarela cheez (pizza).
i used 2 write bad code and cri in corner. den claude say "beep boop fix ur syntax bro." so we make dis coin.
A Token for the rest of us
Other coins have "utility" and "smart contracts". We have a dream and pizza.
I promise I no rug. I don't even know how to rug. I just want buy snacks.
Built on the blockchain. Which one? The good one. The one with the money.
Transaction speeds faster than me running from responsibilities.
Pie chart looks like pizza. I like pizza.
*Disclaimer: Math is hard. Numbers might be approximated by rolling dice in basement.
Step by step we climb the wall.
Draw logo in a dream. Launch website. Figure out what a blockchain is.
List on sketchy DEX. Spam X (Twitter). Get blocked by Elon.
Partner with local pizza shop. Release Cloder NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens).
Market cap reaches $1 Trillion. Buy actual super suit. World domination.
@real_cloder_ceo
Hello fren. I am Cloder CEO. Ask me anything about $CLODER. Do you have snack?